April 16, 2003
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Rose Shirley's Never Fail Mama and Papa Alarm Clock Techniques:
1. When you are still asleep, turn sideways in the bed, and simultaneously kick one parent while headbutting the other. If you do this hard enough, everyone is awake, BONUS!
2. Once you are awake, scream for soymilk. Repeat many times. Do not accept any other beverage.
3. Once some parent has staggered around to get you milk, demand a video.
4. Mama must not be under the covers after this point, even if you have milk and video, and snack. If she is, commence Emergency Mama Harassment (EMH)
EMH procedure:
1. Pinch mama
2. hit mama
3. pull mamas hair
4. scream
5. repeat until mama gets up and does not get back in bed.
This is my life.
Comments (4)
wow, mama. all i can say is, yikedees, that bambino is sure testing her boundaries...
She'll get over it. Soon, I hope. Wow.
You are a very patient family-bedder, is all I can say!
Yes, some days I do indeed curse Dr Sears... but actually, I love the family bed. Last night she slept in another bed till 4, then she fussed the *tiniest* bit and I used it as an excuse to bring her in with us, cause, well, I missed her.
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